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BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
GreenGirl
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GreenGirl
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I never make threads but this is REAL doom.
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Leopardsands
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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
Learn to kill a pig.
There's so much blood.
Sooooooo much bloooooood.

After that all bacon.
Unlike the cow every part is bacon worthy.

Moran Inc.
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Yoyodyne
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My tomato plants will be happy. No more BLT's.......
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09-25-2012 08:20 PM

 



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WE are not short of the pigs on wallstreet, though.
Bacon is really not that good for you, but tastes great.

Zombies will come from BLT envy.
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Jeffro
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born again democrat
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Troll14 Troll14 i needs me some bacon yo!!!!
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BaDHaBiTt
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tsk I just bought 2 pounds of bacon when I went grocery shopping :p
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Katz
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I could easily be a vegetarian if it wasn't for bacon.
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Hero Protagonist
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Lucky for me I live in the land of delicious meat. There will be no shortage here.
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Dial-up
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09-25-2012 08:56 PM

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Yoyodyne  Wrote:
My tomato plants will be happy. No more BLT's.......

Lmao Save the tomatoes (for another day).
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Nailer45
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No more PORK barrel projects???

No more Baconators at Wendys?

No more Bacon double cheeseburgers?
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