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BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
GreenGirl
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wall BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
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Katz
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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
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GreenGirl
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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
I never make threads but this is REAL doom.
Leopardsands
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09-25-2012 08:18 PM

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Post: #4
RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
Learn to kill a pig.
There's so much blood.
Sooooooo much bloooooood.

After that all bacon.
Unlike the cow every part is bacon worthy.

Moran Inc.
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Blitzkreig
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Yoyodyne
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09-25-2012 08:19 PM

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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
My tomato plants will be happy. No more BLT's.......
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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
WE are not short of the pigs on wallstreet, though.
Bacon is really not that good for you, but tastes great.

Zombies will come from BLT envy.
Jeffro
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09-25-2012 08:23 PM

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born again democrat
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09-25-2012 08:24 PM

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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
Troll14 Troll14 i needs me some bacon yo!!!!
BaDHaBiTt
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09-25-2012 08:32 PM

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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
tsk I just bought 2 pounds of bacon when I went grocery shopping :p
Katz
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Post: #12
RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
I could easily be a vegetarian if it wasn't for bacon.
Hero Protagonist
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09-25-2012 08:54 PM

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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
Lucky for me I live in the land of delicious meat. There will be no shortage here.
Dial-up
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RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
Yoyodyne  Wrote: (09-25-2012 08:19 PM)
My tomato plants will be happy. No more BLT's.......

Lmao Save the tomatoes (for another day).
Nailer45
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09-25-2012 09:07 PM

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Post: #15
RE: BREAKING NEWS: Worldwide Bacon Shortage!!
No more PORK barrel projects???

No more Baconators at Wendys?

No more Bacon double cheeseburgers?













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