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Chuck Norris is Seventy today.

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Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
[Image: chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg]

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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Fletch  Wrote:
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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[Image: chuck-norris-can.jpg]

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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Corey Haim died on Chuck Norris's birthday.

Coincidence? I think not!

Could it be that Chuck Norris demands a sacrifice on his birthday?

I bet if we went back and checked we would find people dying on all of his Birthdays .... I smell a conspiracy here!

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[Image: chuck-norris-cake.jpg]

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Jptdknpa

The Omnipotent AC and Non AC  Wrote:
[Image: chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg]

"The King asked his wise men for some single thing that would make him happy when he was sad, but sad when he was happy. They consulted and came back with a ring engraved with the message:
'This Too Shall Pass.'"
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RE:Chuck Norris is Seventy today.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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[Image: chuck-norris.jpg]

I just played the Chuck Card.

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[Image: chucknorris.jpg]

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Ron Jeremy for President 2012...we are going to get screwed anyway, might as well be by a pro.
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[Image: 550_chuck_norris_birthday_cake.jpg]
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