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Funny Things People do...
Aqua
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we've all caught ourselves doing stupid things without thinking, and I'll relay a few of mine after I give it some thought, (I'll need to first download all those files between "DUMB" AND "ASS")


anywho, a friend of mine read somewhere that milk starts to lose it's Vitamin D the longer it stays at room temperature. So she'd scurry from the refrigerator to the dinner table then run around the table in a blur, filling glasses to then quickly return the milk to the fridge.

she didn't realize the article meant AFTER the entire volume of milk reached room temperature would it then lose Vitamin D... chuckle
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My mother-in-law was driving when she noticed that she was on empty. Minutes later she was pulled over for speeding. The officer asked her if she realized she was driving 65 in a 50 speed zone. She answered, "Yes, but I'm almost out of gas, and I need to get home in a hurry before I run out."
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Aqua
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Lol


reminds me of Steven Wright saying he was pulled over for speeding, and the cop asked him if he knew how fast he was going.

Steven of course says "No".

The cop tells him he was going 75 miles per hour.

Steven answers "But I wasn't planning on driving around for that long".
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A bloke I know who was living rough in a caravan had a bug crawl into his ear recently, the only thing he could think of to get it out with was the scissors....Yes , as you would imagine he ended up at the doctors with a perforated and infected ear drum....special skool kids do grow up ya know.

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Frodgers  Wrote: (06-22-2012 06:47 AM)
A bloke I know who was living rough in a caravan had a bug crawl into his ear recently, the only thing he could think of to get it out with was the scissors....Yes , as you would imagine he ended up at the doctors with a perforated and infected ear drum....special skool kids do grow up ya know.

Yikes!
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My mother (bless her cotton socks) calls the Telly TV ,as we all do but she also calls the video player a VD

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My sister decided that she was going to grow a garden. Somewhere she'd heard you needed to sterilize the fertilizer before using it. So she puts it on a tray and into the microwave which ignited a fire in the microwave.

Then she decided to raise chickens and ended up with one hen and 11 roosters. Things did not end up well for the hen
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Frodgers  Wrote: (06-22-2012 06:49 AM)
My mother (bless her cotton socks) calls the Telly TV ,as we all do but she also calls the video player a VD
lol
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my brother in law was using my sisters tongue scraper on his feet.
he thought it was for scraping dead skin off.

she sent him once to the dollar store for some 'odor-gobblers' as she calls them...he came back empty handed and said they didnt have anything called odor gobblers, just odor eaters.
and they were for HIM.
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Jptdknpa

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the people behind her make me laugh too.
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do U smell that??
no, what?

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eclipsed  Wrote: (06-22-2012 08:04 AM)
do U smell that??
no, what?

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Aqua
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just thought of one of the many dumbs things I've done....(must've blocked the others out ...chuckle )


it was for my daughter's wedding, when my co-mother-in-law (my son-in-law's mom) and I were supposed to walk up the aisle to the little table that had the single column Unity candle with two smaller candles on either side. We were supposed to pick up the long Bic Lighter, and each of us light one of the candles that represented our side of the family....then later in the ceremony, our kids were going to pick up each of the two lit candles and tandemly light the Unity candle, creating one flame from two. It's a poignant, meaningful and touching event....when everything goes as planned.

Unfortunately, she and I were both a bit emotionally rattled as we walked hand in hand up to the alter/table....all eyes on us....beautiful music playing in the background...

and as if she and I were of one mind, moving as one, hypnotized by that significant moment.......we tandemly picked up the one long Bic lighter, and together.....LIT THE DAMN COLUMN UNITY CANDLE,

then sat down, still not realizing what we had done.

rofl2

My daughter still brings it up....reminding me of how flummoxed she and her husband were when they got up to the candle table and their UNITY CANDLE was already lit... *doh*

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