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Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
The Evil AC
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11-29-2012 03:40 AM

 



Post: #1
devil Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
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OK, here's my ticket:


[Image: 588E_50B6BB57.jpg]

Now I need to dedicate this thread to Satan for the granting of my desires...

How about a pentagram

[Image: 34F4_50B6BC2E.jpg]

And an evil youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Ok now YOU post evil pictures and youtubes!
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Ahriman
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11-29-2012 03:41 AM

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Post: #2
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
At least you pray to the correct false deity for money. I'll give you that.


Lmao

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11-29-2012 03:42 AM

 



Post: #3
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
your offer to this demon will be refused, you should of spent $666 bux in tickets tisk tisk.. ;)

at least your asking the right person for the winnings lols. jk kinda
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Ahriman
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11-29-2012 03:43 AM

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Post: #4
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
I pray to God for wisdom.

Therefore I win the powerball.



Popcorn

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11-29-2012 03:44 AM

 



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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
Jptdknpa
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11-29-2012 03:45 AM

 



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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
thats horrible...
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ASA
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11-29-2012 03:48 AM

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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
Ahriman  Wrote: (11-29-2012 03:41 AM)
At least you pray to the correct false deity for money. I'll give you that.


Lmao

I'd sell my soul to the devil for the powerball. Sadly, I already did years ago. How do you think I got this hat. chuckle

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11-29-2012 03:49 AM

 



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Sawha Sawha Dance4 Omgsign eeek Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab Fsaqqhab
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Ahriman
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11-29-2012 03:58 AM

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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
ASA  Wrote: (11-29-2012 03:48 AM)
Ahriman  Wrote: (11-29-2012 03:41 AM)
At least you pray to the correct false deity for money. I'll give you that.


Lmao

I'd sell my soul to the devil for the powerball. Sadly, I already did years ago. How do you think I got this hat. chuckle

Jeez, you would at least think it would have been a pointy hat.

I'd be pissed. chuckle

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Harpocrite
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11-29-2012 03:58 AM

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Post: #10
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
Sorry, but this sort of request requires a blood sacrifice. The more the better. Who will it be?

You can always offer your own, but of course it will be more potent if you could terrorize a victim.

How serious are you? Or do you think it's all fun and games?
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Sir Alpha_goy
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11-29-2012 03:59 AM

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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
The Evil AC  Wrote: (11-29-2012 03:40 AM)
OK, here's my ticket:


[Image: 588E_50B6BB57.jpg]

Now I need to dedicate this thread to Satan for the granting of my desires...

How about a pentagram

[Image: 34F4_50B6BC2E.jpg]

And an evil youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Ok now YOU post evil pictures and youtubes!

When you win let me know so I can poop on your money.

DRK: XkxKGQGA1kvD9PZWearSgaRecjKZ7LhzwM
BTC: 188xA2vP31Z2H9xGJwcLBqrWuBpfXj4Y25
LTC: LZsJNpe88BX796TqeodMdUaQYhg9ZzUgTP

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW4slpHcCNKBX45h44mzGvg
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11-29-2012 04:10 AM

 



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RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
The Evil AC  Wrote: (11-29-2012 03:40 AM)
OK, here's my ticket:


link to image: http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...B6BB57.jpg

Now I need to dedicate this thread to Satan for the granting of my desires...

How about a pentagram

link to image: http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...B6BC2E.jpg

And an evil youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs

Ok now YOU post evil pictures and youtubes!

Boy your a dumb f*#k arent you.
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11-29-2012 04:11 AM

 



Post: #13
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
6 bucks? If you're going to piss away your money you might as well have just bought beer.

People realize the chance of winning with 1 ticket is about the same as the chance of winning with 100 tickets right? Statistically insignificant.
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Harpocrite
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11-29-2012 04:18 AM

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Post: #14
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
Seriously, you are asking The Satan for favors and your only offering is posting secondhand photos? Your Lord could be offended by such a publically declared affront.

Where is.OP?

doomed
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11-29-2012 04:47 AM

 



Post: #15
RE: Help me help Satan help me win the Powerball!
Dear Satan, OP will lick your knob if you help him win some cash tonight. He's all yours for the doin if ya grant him this one debauchery to fame and fortune.
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