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I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
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It was really loud and the sound bounced off the seat..very embarrassed.

I've an HR meeting in the morning.
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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:17 AM)
It was really loud and the sound bounced off the seat..very embarrassed.

I've an HR meeting in the morning.

Just tell the HR, that you let go to get a better hold, and it slipped out.

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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:17 AM)
It was really loud and the sound bounced off the seat..very embarrassed.

I've an HR meeting in the morning.

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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
This is why I excuse myself and proceed to cropdust a hallway.
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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
What kind of chair?

Leather? Naugahyde? Wood?

Nothing beats the tonal quality of a wood chair for amplified reverb though...
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if they didnt catch it and put it in a jar ,,they cant charge you with the crime ,,deny it Popcorn back to my popcorn

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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
Psychonaut  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:22 AM)
What kind of chair?

Leather? Naugahyde? Wood?

Nothing beats the tonal quality of a wood chair for amplified reverb though...

Jptdknpa

A man well experienced...
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you cant control a fart if one rips Anon

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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
Psychonaut  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:22 AM)
What kind of chair?

Leather? Naugahyde? Wood?

Nothing beats the tonal quality of a wood chair for amplified reverb though...

It was that fake leather/plastic stuff....it sounded like a motor boat.

Think I'll get fired? My kids depend on me...

Tissue
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lu·na·tic   [loo-nuh-tik] Show IPA
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Did you lift a cheek or was it touching cotton? chuckle
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did it stink?
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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:25 AM)
Psychonaut  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:22 AM)
What kind of chair?

Leather? Naugahyde? Wood?

Nothing beats the tonal quality of a wood chair for amplified reverb though...

It was that fake leather/plastic stuff....it sounded like a motor boat.

Think I'll get fired? My kids depend on me...

Tissue

Pleather seats can be fabulous if you get a good pressure seal first.


If they do fire you you can hit them with a discrimination lawsuit. Chronic Flatulence Syndrome is no laughing matter...
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Viol8r  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:26 AM)
Did you lift a cheek or was it touching cotton? chuckle

No cheek lifting unfortunately....I think a pea may have rolled out as well.
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RE: I farted during a meeting at work today and was written up by my boss.
Psychonaut  Wrote: (11-08-2011 03:22 AM)
What kind of chair?

Leather? Naugahyde? Wood?

Nothing beats the tonal quality of a wood chair for amplified reverb though...

Heartflowers i knew you were a fart connoisseur Cheer


some of the best sounding farts happen on those plastic booths at taco bell...

the cheeks just keep on slappin'..sounds like a machine gun.
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