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LMAO Cop Humor
Jessica6
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12-30-2012 03:11 AM

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Post: #1
LMAO Cop Humor
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"Hello, is this the Police?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.

The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

Lmao

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain
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brewha
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12-30-2012 03:13 AM

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Post: #2
RE: LMAO Cop Humor
Jessica6  Wrote: (12-30-2012 03:11 AM)
"Hello, is this the Police?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.

The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

Lmao

Lmao

~"The Natural Law will prevail regardless of man-made laws, tribunals,
and governments."~

-- Traditional Circle of Elders, NAVAJO-HOPI
~ fidem serva ~

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Carbon
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12-30-2012 03:17 AM

 



Post: #3
RE: LMAO Cop Humor
NICE! Fbmnoqmo
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Ikaika
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12-30-2012 03:26 AM

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Post: #4
RE: LMAO Cop Humor
Jessica6  Wrote: (12-30-2012 03:11 AM)
"Hello, is this the Police?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.

The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

Lmao

chuckle
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LoP Guest
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12-30-2012 03:28 AM

 



Post: #5
RE: LMAO Cop Humor
DUI

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Strategos
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12-30-2012 11:40 AM

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Post: #6
RE: LMAO Cop Humor
Police at the firing range:

Actual paper targets used for marksmanship


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