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Love is like a fart
The Lucky AC
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10-24-2012 03:27 PM

 



Post: #1
Love is like a fart
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'
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Space Core
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10-24-2012 03:31 PM

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Post: #2
RE: Love is like a fart

My Artsy Stuff.
My Screenarchery.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
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LoP Guest
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10-24-2012 03:32 PM

 



Post: #3
RE: Love is like a fart
[quote='The Lucky AC' pid='4431670' dateline='1351085279']
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'
True, and how about the smell content...1-10
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SlowLoris
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10-24-2012 03:34 PM

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Post: #4
RE: Love is like a fart
My ex mother-in-law said that it was an abscess in the brain.

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Kanigo2
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10-24-2012 03:37 PM

 



Post: #5
RE: Love is like a fart
Some times ya haveto, the results are where the funny is...



Spinart anyone?
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Tyrant
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10-24-2012 03:39 PM

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Post: #6
RE: Love is like a fart
Not to mention a poisonous gas that only last seconds and leave a bad impression on you after.

Not witty enough for a sig. QQ
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goldenfleeced
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10-24-2012 04:22 PM

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Post: #7
RE: Love is like a fart
The Lucky AC  Wrote:
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'

Well, I say if you're blowing it out your ass, it prolly isn't love...

Just sayin'...

;)

...what is this which is written in the Tanakh, `'The very rock which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone’?

The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet... - Proverbs 27:7 FELIX INFORTUNIUM...
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Pi
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10-24-2012 04:31 PM

 



Post: #8
RE: Love is like a fart
goldenfleeced  Wrote:
The Lucky AC  Wrote:
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'

Well, I say if you're blowing it out your ass, it prolly isn't love...

Just sayin'...

;)

Right, because everything that leaves a person's mouth, like yours, is love, right ?
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Ned Gasser
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10-24-2012 04:51 PM

 



Post: #9
RE: Love is like a fart
Love is like a big bowl of bean soup, it warms your heart and your pants.

Heartflowers
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Not Sure
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10-24-2012 04:55 PM

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Post: #10
RE: Love is like a fart
The Lucky AC  Wrote:
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'

That's why we have adult diapers.

Ther's no finer way to start the morning than with a steaming cup of liquid assole.
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Ahriman
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10-24-2012 04:55 PM

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Post: #11
RE: Love is like a fart
Comes at the most inopportune time and clears the room.


That's my story and I'm stinking to it. chuckle

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe010.htm
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Ahriman
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10-24-2012 04:56 PM

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Post: #12
RE: Love is like a fart
Pi  Wrote:
goldenfleeced  Wrote:
The Lucky AC  Wrote:
If you have to force it out, it probably isn't a fart.

doomed jus' sayin'

Well, I say if you're blowing it out your ass, it prolly isn't love...

Just sayin'...

;)

Right, because everything that leaves a person's mouth, like yours, is love, right ?

Your prolly just jealous because you forgot to brush.



Anon

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe010.htm
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Celestialguardian
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10-24-2012 04:59 PM

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Post: #13
RE: Love is like a fart
[Image: 34F8_50880215.jpg][Image: 4070_5088023E.jpg]Heartflowers

“A belief is not an idea held by the mind, it is an idea that holds the mind”
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-24-2012 05:25 PM

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Post: #14
RE: Love is like a fart
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I kid. Love is food for the soul.


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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The Lucky AC
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10-24-2012 05:27 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: Love is like a fart
Love is like a fart if you're an @sshole....or have a shitty life.
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