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Sex is overrated
Your Mom
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01-22-2013 05:12 PM

 



Post: #31
Sex is overrated
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:06 PM)
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:01 PM)
What? Sex involves 2 people?

Why did no one ever tell me this before?

Yes people not animals you sicko.

Who said anything about animals? And you call me a sicko.

You are obviously too moronic to understand the point I was making.

How's the crisco working out?
Managed to get both fists in yet?
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Shugyosha
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01-22-2013 05:20 PM

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Post: #32
Sex is overrated
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-22-2013 03:11 PM)
Sex should be between two people who truly care about and love each other. When it is not you get these types of sentiments about it being overrated.

Actually, intense sex between people who do not "truly care and love each other" but instead agree to "play nice" (whatever "nice" is mutually agreed upon to be), based on lust and animal desire is actually pretty good too.

To quote Inara, "One of the virtues of not being puritanical about sex is not feeling embarrassed afterwards. You should look into it."

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"Matters of great concern should be treated lightly..."
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Magus
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01-22-2013 05:20 PM

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Post: #33
Sex is overrated
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:12 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:06 PM)
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:01 PM)
What? Sex involves 2 people?

Why did no one ever tell me this before?

Yes people not animals you sicko.

Who said anything about animals? And you call me a sicko.

You are obviously too moronic to understand the point I was making.

How's the crisco working out?
Managed to get both fists in yet?

If it makes you feel better, I thought it was funny :)
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SaltWaterTaffy
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01-22-2013 05:25 PM

 



Post: #34
Sex is overrated
Numb and sore for hours!?!? You must be doing it wrong.

Sex is good for you and helps you live longer and happier. It gets the blood pumping and releases endoorphins and helps you relax. It helps you sweat out the toxins in your system, keeps you limber. It makes your skin glow.

Maybe if you did some stretches first, it would help Heartflowers
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Coolhandluke74
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01-22-2013 05:28 PM

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Post: #35
Sex is overrated
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:20 PM)
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:12 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:06 PM)
Yes people not animals you sicko.

Who said anything about animals? And you call me a sicko.

You are obviously too moronic to understand the point I was making.

How's the crisco working out?
Managed to get both fists in yet?

If it makes you feel better, I thought it was funny :)

The poster Your Mom is just a butt hurt tard who is too stupid
to understand i was making a joke.

There's a story behind every person.
There's a reason why they're the way they are.
They aren't just like that because they want to.
Something in the past created them.
And sometimes it's impossible to fix them.

Candle RIP Karen and Galaxy.
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Magus
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01-22-2013 05:30 PM

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Post: #36
Sex is overrated
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:28 PM)
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:20 PM)
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:12 PM)
Who said anything about animals? And you call me a sicko.

You are obviously too moronic to understand the point I was making.

How's the crisco working out?
Managed to get both fists in yet?

If it makes you feel better, I thought it was funny :)

The poster Your Mom is just a butt hurt tard who is too stupid
to understand i was making a joke.

Man you guys, lighten up Heartflowers
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Coolhandluke74
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01-22-2013 05:32 PM

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Post: #37
Sex is overrated
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:30 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:28 PM)
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:20 PM)
If it makes you feel better, I thought it was funny :)

The poster Your Mom is just a butt hurt tard who is too stupid
to understand i was making a joke.

Man you guys, lighten up Heartflowers

Nah he can drown in a lake of oil as far as i care.
I have no use for the ass clown who thinks he is better
then everyone else.

There's a story behind every person.
There's a reason why they're the way they are.
They aren't just like that because they want to.
Something in the past created them.
And sometimes it's impossible to fix them.

Candle RIP Karen and Galaxy.
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Magus
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01-22-2013 05:34 PM

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Post: #38
Sex is overrated
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:32 PM)
Nah he can drown in a lake of oil as far as i care.

Lmao

I'm going to have to use that one someday
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LoP Guest
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01-22-2013 05:42 PM

 



Post: #39
Sex is overrated
So, where , exactly, do you get sore and numb? The wrist or the throat?

p.s.

The only time I've ever heard anyone say it was over-rated was when they weren't getting any.
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Your Mom
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01-22-2013 05:46 PM

 



Post: #40
Sex is overrated
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:32 PM)
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:30 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:28 PM)
The poster Your Mom is just a butt hurt tard who is too stupid
to understand i was making a joke.

Man you guys, lighten up Heartflowers

Nah he can drown in a lake of oil as far as i care.
I have no use for the ass clown who thinks he is better
then everyone else.

Ah Luke, you need to suck some more eggs!

Your "joke" was about as funny as an egg fart in a lift!
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Your Mom
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01-22-2013 05:49 PM

 



Post: #41
Sex is overrated
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:32 PM)
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:30 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:28 PM)
The poster Your Mom is just a butt hurt tard who is too stupid
to understand i was making a joke.

Man you guys, lighten up Heartflowers

Nah he can drown in a lake of oil as far as i care.
I have no use for the ass clown who thinks he is better
then everyone else.

Then? What does this mean?

Do you speak English?

Did you mean than?

If you like, I can give you English lessons. For you, I will only charge $1,000 per hour!
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LoP Guest
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01-22-2013 05:50 PM

 



Post: #42
Sex is overrated
Fine, give me all your sex then.
Padllbli
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LoP Guest
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01-22-2013 05:54 PM

 



Post: #43
Sex is overrated
SaltWaterTaffy  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:25 PM)
Numb and sore for hours!?!? You must be doing it wrong.

Sex is good for you and helps you live longer and happier. It gets the blood pumping and releases endoorphins and helps you relax. It helps you sweat out the toxins in your system, keeps you limber. It makes your skin glow.

Maybe if you did some stretches first, it would help Heartflowers

CheerHeartflowersJhikpghf
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Coolhandluke74
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01-22-2013 05:56 PM

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Post: #44
Sex is overrated
Your Mom  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:49 PM)
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:32 PM)
Frater EPX  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:30 PM)
Man you guys, lighten up Heartflowers

Nah he can drown in a lake of oil as far as i care.
I have no use for the ass clown who thinks he is better
then everyone else.

Then? What does this mean?

Do you speak English?

Did you mean than?

If you like, I can give you English lessons. For you, I will only charge $1,000 per hour!
Quit playing stupid if you can.

There's a story behind every person.
There's a reason why they're the way they are.
They aren't just like that because they want to.
Something in the past created them.
And sometimes it's impossible to fix them.

Candle RIP Karen and Galaxy.
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61cougar
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01-22-2013 05:57 PM

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Post: #45
Sex is overrated
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-22-2013 05:42 PM)
So, where , exactly, do you get sore and numb? The wrist or the throat?

p.s.

The only time I've ever heard anyone say it was over-rated was when they weren't getting any.

stripthroat and fappertunnel syndrome.Jhikpghf

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"hate me if you want to..Heartflowers..love me if you can" -tbykth
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