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Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
BFDoomtard!
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02-09-2010 06:23 AM

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Post: #16
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
Leopardsands  Wrote:
At the farm I use a medium size feed bucket under a pine square table modification.

I'll be working on that table....

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Jackinthebox
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02-09-2010 06:32 AM

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Post: #17
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
I go a month without a shower sometimes. I don't like it though. A shower to me is a religios experience.

"Unannounced police checkpoints, random street closings and police helicopters overhead will greet people..." -Poughkeepsie Journal
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AC300 V2.0
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02-09-2010 06:33 AM

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Post: #18
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?
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Jackinthebox
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Post: #19
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

Never saw a Tool video? lol

I poop on the run for the most part. Bucket is rarely in the cards.

"Unannounced police checkpoints, random street closings and police helicopters overhead will greet people..." -Poughkeepsie Journal
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Leopardsands
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02-09-2010 06:36 AM

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Post: #20
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
practice maketh perfect.
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

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BFDoomtard!
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02-09-2010 06:40 AM

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Post: #21
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

Oy veh! An out house! I should be so lucky chuckle

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02-09-2010 09:58 AM

 



Post: #22
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
BFDoomtard!  Wrote:
Jackinthebox  Wrote:
I try to avoid the bucket when I can.

I know...hard to wipe and keep balance need to build a better potty.. chuckle


Ok, now what do you do with your bucket of shit?

Srjceahd
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02-09-2010 10:00 AM

 



Post: #23
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
Jackinthebox  Wrote:
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

Never saw a Tool video? lol

I poop on the run for the most part. Bucket is rarely in the cards.
poop on the run?

I need the instruction manual.

Popcorn
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Joe Six Pack
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02-09-2010 10:07 AM

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Post: #24
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
BFDoomtard!  Wrote:
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

Oy veh! An out house! I should be so lucky chuckle

My new place has an outhouse. With two doors. No shit. (Pun sadly intended.)

One of the guys that set my propane tank was all embarrassed because he took a shit in the outhouse, and asked if I wanted him to throw some dirt over it. I said hell no, I don't want to have to dig for my snacks.

He actually looked like he was going to get sick. I said "im just fucking with you". The other guy talked to me about the installation and bill after that.

Now that I can see two of you, you’re twice as hot.
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Nazrudin
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02-09-2010 10:18 AM

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Post: #25
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
can you make a little fire from a small
paper bag and a candle that will keep you warm
in 10degrees throughout the night?
have you found the best places in an urban enviroment
to score food for you and a few others?
what's the best way to stay warm on a blizzard @ mid night?
where's the best place to be when riot squad starts a walking?
which way is up? when your really and truly hit the skids?

Any one can be great..Awesome takes practice!™
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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing. Mother Teresa
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02-09-2010 02:27 PM

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Post: #26
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
Anonymous Coward  Wrote:
Jackinthebox  Wrote:
AC300 V2.0  Wrote:
You're making my head hurt, doing things the hard, nasty way.

Build an outhouse on skids that you can slide around easily. Build in a small door on the back side of the outhouse. Park it over a 2 to 3 ft deep hole. Everytime you take a crap throw in a handful of lye and a shovelful of dirt. About 6 inches from the surface move the house to a new hole and finish filling the used one.

Why the hell do you want to be handling buckets of shit?

Never saw a Tool video? lol

I poop on the run for the most part. Bucket is rarely in the cards.
poop on the run?

I need the instruction manual.

Popcorn


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http://www.jenkinspublishing.com/humanure.html

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Apathy is our whole problem - but who cares?
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Post: #27
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
Just2Laws  Wrote:
Anonymous Coward  Wrote:
Jackinthebox  Wrote:
Never saw a Tool video? lol

I poop on the run for the most part. Bucket is rarely in the cards.
poop on the run?

I need the instruction manual.

Popcorn


Ask and ye shall receive
http://www.jenkinspublishing.com/humanure.html

Thank you wow what a link!!!

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02-09-2010 02:55 PM

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Post: #28
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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!

FUNNYEST TREAD EVAH!!

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shittin on the run.. bwahahahah.. the link. hahahHAHAHAHJptdknpa

*goes away from computer, to wipe the tears*

LmaoPopcorn

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Jptdknpa Srjceahd Jptdknpa

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02-09-2010 05:45 PM

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Post: #30
RE:Shittin ina bucket eatin from a can....
Jackinthebox  Wrote:
I go a month without a shower sometimes. I don't like it though. A shower to me is a religios experience.

I will soak in the bubble bath an extra thirty mintues tonite, just for you, jack.

It is a divine right of madness, not to be able to see the evil which lies just in front. -Unknown Danish Playwright
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