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BULLETIN -- REPORT: FAMED GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER CRASH NEAR FLORIDA HOME.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loca...9881.story

**Anonymous Coward** The Wise One User ID: 1870 11-27-2009 09:40 PM

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loca...9881.story

WTF? He drove into a fire hydrant and then a tree?

Anonymous Coward Wrote:

WTF? He drove into a fire hydrant and then a tree?

Drunk? Maybe?

**Anonymous Coward** Boogerflicker User ID: 1871 11-27-2009 09:46 PM

Woods, '33'

the vehicle was traveling under '33' mph

looks like they simply needed another sacrifice, food for the demons.

Jhikpghf

Anonymous Coward Wrote:

Woods, '33'

the vehicle was traveling under '33' mph

looks like they simply needed another sacrifice, food for the demons.

AC Banned Elsewhere User ID: 1545 11-28-2009 12:06 AM

Hate to sound mean. But hope this thread was meant as a joke. Dude is fine, went to the hospital to make sure he was okay, and released within a few hours. No injuries to speak of.

User ID: 163 11-28-2009 12:06 AM **Posts: 17,775**

Heh:>)

http://www.tigerwoodsdubai.com/

AC Wrote:

Hate to sound mean. But hope this thread was meant as a joke. Dude is fine, went to the hospital to make sure he was okay, and released within a few hours. No injuries to speak of.

No, it wasnt meant as a joke...the initial reports, all over the place, said he was in serious condition. I dont know why they reported it as such a dire situation, when he merely had facial lacerations.

**Anonymous Coward** Unsung Hero User ID: 1870 11-28-2009 12:30 AM

Omega Wrote:

Heh:>)

http://www.tigerwoodsdubai.com/

Now ain't that just an interesting little bit. He likely freaked over how much money he was losing.

AC Boogerflicker User ID: 1545 11-28-2009 01:47 AM

HeidiLore Wrote:

AC Wrote:
Hate to sound mean. But hope this thread was meant as a joke. Dude is fine, went to the hospital to make sure he was okay, and released within a few hours. No injuries to speak of.

No, it wasnt meant as a joke...the initial reports, all over the place, said he was in serious condition. I dont know why they reported it as such a dire situation, when he merely had facial lacerations.

Oh. Sorry. Yeah, he didnt even have facial lacerations. Blame the media again. =)

**paladin**

hey HeidiLore

I saw this on the main news..
I believe in nothing today from the MSM

what gives

paladin Wrote:

hey HeidiLore

I saw this on the main news..
I believe in nothing today from the MSM

what gives

Yeah, it is loony...they cannot keep stories straight, or report accurate information :(

Blue Crystal Storm User ID: 1835 11-28-2009 09:00 AM **Posts: 6,585**

SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT THE ONE FOR GOSSIP BUT THIS ONE

SEEMS TO ME

SHE SMASHED HIM IN THE MOUTH WITH A GOLF CLUB.

HE FLED AT HIGH SPEED, FAINTED AT THE WHEEL AND BANGED HIS HYDRANT OUTSIDE.

SHE BROKE A WINDOW IN EFFORT TO COVER THE CRIME.

HOW IN HELL CAN YOU BACK OUT OF DRIVE, HIT HYDRANT AND HAVE SERIOUS FACIAL INJURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAD

GL

**Disturbed nli** Cannon Fodder User ID: 1 11-28-2009 04:35 PM

She looks kinda dangerous...

Quote:Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-wood...cerations/