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What was Joseph and Mary's last name
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what was the last name of joseph and mary, the parents of the human you call jesus

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Christ of course!
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Barnazareth
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Christ of course!
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well played.
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Christmas!!

That way you have Joseph a.k.a "Father Christmas" and his wife, a.k.a. "Mary Christmas"! Anon


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CourtDude  Wrote: (11-15-2012 08:58 PM)
Christmas!!

That way you have Joseph a.k.a "Father Christmas" and his wife, a.k.a. "Mary Christmas"! Anon

LOL, thats cute, well done!!

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Mr and Mrs Smith.
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CourtDude  Wrote: (11-15-2012 08:58 PM)
Christmas!!

That way you have Joseph a.k.a "Father Christmas" and his wife, a.k.a. "Mary Christmas"! Anon

LOL, thats cute, well done!!

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Who says we can't have fun with these pagan holidays!!!


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Mr. And Mrs. Goodson(
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Christ of course!

Nah, Mary had a fling with god so the kid got gods surname not Joes.
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Carpenter.

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RE: What was Joseph and Mary's last name
As for his 'surname' as such, the nearest we can get to this is as follows:
Family names, like we know them, were not used in Biblical times. However, just like people take their surnames today from occupations (baker, smith etc) and also from their parents (e.g. John's son = Johnson) or from where they, or an ancestor came from (like Hillary Clinton = Clint's Town) Jesus would have been known as Jesus of Nazareth, as, although Jesus was quite a common name, Nazareth in those times was a small place and so he may well have been the only 'Jesus' around in Nazareth at that time. He may also have been called Jesus bar Joseph where 'bar' means 'son of' (like 'mac' in the Scottish name MacDonald), as most people then regarded him as Joseph's son.
What IS certain, however, is that his 'surname' was not 'Christ'. This was his title - given to him by his followers. The word 'Christ' means 'messiah', 'deliverer' or 'savior' and for centuries, the jews had been promised by God a savior for them all. Calling jesus 'Christ' meant that the title of 'messiah' was placed upon him. So much in the way we say today Queen Elizabeth, or President Bush, we can also say Christ Jesus - Jesus the savior, Jesus the deliverer, Jesus the Messiah.

In ancient times tribes, generally first names indicated their relation. Mary the mother of Jesus was from Aarons tribe and Joseph was from Joseph's tribe. Last names were not needed. Although the term "Son of " translated from "Bar" was use to show someones father. So Jesus may have been called "Jesus Bar-Joseph" to let others know He was Joseph's son.

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Jehovahwitz?
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Jesus bar Joseph

But that would be a lie...
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Do you think baby Jesus wore a diaper - did he poop his little Jesus diaper with little Jesus poopy?
I've always wondered about that.
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