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make me laugh,
The Ghost Of LOP
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RE: make me laugh,
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Post: #17
RE: make me laugh,
The Ghost Of LOP  Wrote: (03-08-2019 07:49 AM)
Knock , Knock

"Go away, I'm not voting for any of your lame duck candidates" [Image: icon7.gif]

I've actually said that during the local election cycle over here. Anon

Politics only interests me as it affects people psychologically.
Other than that, I couldn't care less about it.

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Post: #18
RE: make me laugh,
PuddyCat  Wrote: (03-08-2019 08:04 AM)
The Ghost Of LOP  Wrote: (03-08-2019 07:49 AM)
Knock , Knock

"Go away, I'm not voting for any of your lame duck candidates" [Image: icon7.gif]

I've actually said that during the local election cycle over here. Anon

But It's Me Dave, I got the stuff open up !

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Post: #19
RE: make me laugh,
The Ghost Of LOP  Wrote: (03-08-2019 08:05 AM)
PuddyCat  Wrote: (03-08-2019 08:04 AM)
"Go away, I'm not voting for any of your lame duck candidates" [Image: icon7.gif]

I've actually said that during the local election cycle over here. Anon

But It's Me Dave, I got the stuff open up !

Why didn't you say that then first thing?

Come in and gimme my weed S278

Now get lost, I'm not sharing any. [Image: icon7.gif]

Politics only interests me as it affects people psychologically.
Other than that, I couldn't care less about it.

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ethersangel
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Post: #20
RE: make me laugh,
PuddyCat  Wrote: (03-08-2019 08:08 AM)
The Ghost Of LOP  Wrote: (03-08-2019 08:05 AM)
But It's Me Dave, I got the stuff open up !

Why didn't you say that then first thing?

Come in and gimme my weed S278

Now get lost, I'm not sharing any. [Image: icon7.gif]

Oh darn

I can feel your paranoia through the screen.
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The ghost of capn´crunch
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Post: #21
RE: make me laugh,
I asked my N. Korean friend how it was living there,

he said....i can´t complain....

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The ghost of capn´crunch
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Post: #22
RE: make me laugh,
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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Post: #23
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

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Post: #24
RE: make me laugh,
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."

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Post: #26
RE: make me laugh,
I brought my wife a pug.

Despite the rolls of fat and squashed up nose the dog seemed to like her!
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Post: #27
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Post: #28
RE: make me laugh,
I went up to the wife this morning and said "I have a big problem"
She replied "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer for poorer and all that, now what's this so called big problem"?
I said "We've got your sister pregnant"
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