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My Gf for 11 years
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My Gf for 11 years
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Was a Kim Kardashian 20/20....

Meaning if one of you passed each other at 20 mph and 20 feet away , you'd swear you saw her...

She was that hot or not,...depending on your tastes as a man... booty and all...

This girl was special.... I loved her a lot...we had that connection from like kids or sh*t...16 for me 14 for her...it's just never been the same with a girl since...She had my back, like no other...I had her's ...like no other... sh*t happens yo, gotta move forward, but I hope to see her again someday..
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
So what I'm saying is that I had it all at 28, and threw it all away....and got it back...

Anything, sports, cars, houses, kids...you name it...

And f**ked it all up by drinking and damn women...I'm a sucker for hot chicks.... I can't resist some good puddy, like crack for me lol...But need my weed,, Alc can come or go now days... It is a long story , feel free to ask me any questions, esp with alc...I'm here for YOU, not really me...so ask anything, promise I'll Be very honest & nice....

Hugs to the honeys chuckle
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Post: #3
RE: My Gf for 11 years
BWAAAHAJA I'LL FKN RECRUIT YOU YET
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06-16-2019 11:32 AM

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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Good for you.

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RE: My Gf for 11 years
beans  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:15 AM)
So what I'm saying is that I had it all at 28, and threw it all away....and got it back...

Anything, sports, cars, houses, kids...you name it...

And f**ked it all up by drinking and damn women...I'm a sucker for hot chicks.... I can't resist some good puddy, like crack for me lol...But need my weed,, Alc can come or go now days... It is a long story , feel free to ask me any questions, esp with alc...I'm here for YOU, not really me...so ask anything, promise I'll Be very honest & nice....

Hugs to the honeys chuckle

No one cares about your personal life dude
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
He's going through stuff, wanted to say some things. So have some human sympathy guys, ok?

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•Dumby thicc
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Beware the Naggers
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Look at the bright side, you have time for fishing and you wont be spending all your money on her any longer
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Was it your left or your right hand? Ihoohase
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RE: My Gf for 11 years
general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 02:46 PM)
Look at the bright side, you have time for fishing and you wont be spending all your money on her any longer

Damn....how many women hurt you?

Is that all they used you for? That's actually sad.

You must have dated my aunt, my apologies.

Geez...I wish I had more kind words but I'm a woman and all I want is money. rolleyes

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Post: #11
RE: My Gf for 11 years
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 01:35 PM)
beans  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:15 AM)
So what I'm saying is that I had it all at 28, and threw it all away....and got it back...

Anything, sports, cars, houses, kids...you name it...

And f**ked it all up by drinking and damn women...I'm a sucker for hot chicks.... I can't resist some good puddy, like crack for me lol...But need my weed,, Alc can come or go now days... It is a long story , feel free to ask me any questions, esp with alc...I'm here for YOU, not really me...so ask anything, promise I'll Be very honest & nice....

Hugs to the honeys chuckle

No one cares about your personal life dude

Wrong, I do, I like seeing him lament the emptiness of material possessions, and I find beans most interesting, he was a pirate in a previous life, an this will trigger him, food only tastes good if yer hungry,

An I know what squad to put him in.



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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Infact download this in mp3, listen to it over an over, Cap'n beans shall awaken.




I have a whole bunch of idiots with face tattoos that need a Cap'n who know his coins. ALLLL the coins. PLUNDER. LOOT. DA FKN BLOONS
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Post: #13
RE: My Gf for 11 years
Meet yer crew, 50 of these fknuts
Look how depressed this idiot is without a ship an a capn




And this guy





Here he is in real life, if they don't listen he will fk them up.
He's a friend of mine.



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RE: My Gf for 11 years
Strange Candy  Wrote: (06-16-2019 04:23 PM)
general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 02:46 PM)
Look at the bright side, you have time for fishing and you wont be spending all your money on her any longer

Damn....how many women hurt you?

Is that all they used you for? That's actually sad.

You must have dated my aunt, my apologies.

Geez...I wish I had more kind words but I'm a woman and all I want is money. rolleyes

Relax SC, we are supposed to be cheering beans up
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Post: #15
RE: My Gf for 11 years
Strange Candy  Wrote: (06-16-2019 04:23 PM)
general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 02:46 PM)
Look at the bright side, you have time for fishing and you wont be spending all your money on her any longer

Damn....how many women hurt you?

Is that all they used you for? That's actually sad.

You must have dated my aunt, my apologies.

Geez...I wish I had more kind words but I'm a woman and all I want is money. rolleyes

I came back from Iraq... to find GF had found rich boi in Uni....

If that doesn't break something inside... eh...

Awww well... being a grumpy bachelor for the rest of my life isn't so bad.

Just gotta hide the pain with humor.

Been working for over a decade!

Bada Bing!

chuckle

Anon
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