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'Florida Man' strikes again
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A Florida man arrested in the theft of stolen pool floats told cops he used the inflatables for sex instead of raping women, court papers show.

Christopher Monnin, 35, was charged Thursday with breaking into the backyards of homes with pools in Palm Bay and stealing only flotation devices, according to the arrest affidavit.

“Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women,” the affidavit said.

Monnin was on a bike when cops stopped him at 1:25 a.m. Thursday as a suspicious person. They found him in possession of a garbage bag full of deflated pool floats, the affidavit said.

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what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

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general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:03 PM)
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at least the judge can say,

i never heard that excuse before,

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LopDude  Wrote: (06-16-2019 09:59 PM)
what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

Floataphiliac? 1dunno1

I'm here to chew bubble gum. So you better give me some.

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Monnin was entrapped by undercover woman detective

Arrest report of the interaction
Monnin: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you Ms."!
Woman: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the woman unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Monnin: "Oh thank you so much!"
Woman: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Monnin: "It's been ten years" The woman unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh. Thank you so much. You are like a miracle"! Finally the woman starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, have you been lonely?" Monnin looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my Gosh, don't tell me you've got a pool floats in there too?"
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general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:20 PM)
Monnin was entrapped by undercover woman detective

Arrest report of the interaction
Monnin: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you Ms."!
Woman: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the woman unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Monnin: "Oh thank you so much!"
Woman: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Monnin: "It's been ten years" The woman unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh. Thank you so much. You are like a miracle"! Finally the woman starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, have you been lonely?" Monnin looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my Gosh, don't tell me you've got a pool floats in there too?"

Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa

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LopDude  Wrote: (06-16-2019 09:59 PM)
what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

a looner

https://www.laweekly.com/exploring-the-l...pool-toys/

bet you never would have dreamed such a thing existed would ya ? chuckle

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RE: 'Florida Man' strikes again
general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:20 PM)
Monnin was entrapped by undercover woman detective

Arrest report of the interaction
Monnin: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you Ms."!
Woman: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the woman unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Monnin: "Oh thank you so much!"
Woman: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Monnin: "It's been ten years" The woman unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh. Thank you so much. You are like a miracle"! Finally the woman starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, have you been lonely?" Monnin looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my Gosh, don't tell me you've got a pool floats in there too?"

two out of three aint bad .

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general mishka  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:03 PM)
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check out the wings on that floatie !!!

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LopDude  Wrote: (06-16-2019 09:59 PM)
what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

Agalmatophilia?

chuckle

I think it has to be shaped like a person though....

lol

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The ghost of capn´crunch  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:05 PM)
at least the judge can say,

i never heard that excuse before,

this is a florida judge were talking about here

in all likelihood they have heard it b4 .

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RE: 'Florida Man' strikes again
prosthetic brain  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:42 PM)
The ghost of capn´crunch  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:05 PM)
at least the judge can say,

i never heard that excuse before,

this is a florida judge were talking about here

in all likelihood they have heard it b4 .

Jptdknpa

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RE: 'Florida Man' strikes again
Mr ifnoc  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:06 PM)
LopDude  Wrote: (06-16-2019 09:59 PM)
what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

Floataphiliac? 1dunno1

Luvapottamus  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:42 PM)
LopDude  Wrote: (06-16-2019 09:59 PM)
what term do you label someone with a fetish for pool floats Scratchinghead

Agalmatophilia?

chuckle

I think it has to be shaped like a person though....

lol

https://www.laweekly.com/exploring-the-l...pool-toys/

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