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Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
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stars RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:57 PM)
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:56 PM)
After the twerking bacon incident, it's clear that gentle may not be the way.

Just saying...

may be right ;-).

i had to give it a shot.


Have you ever rode a bull?
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Post: #17
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:57 PM)
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:54 PM)
i will be gentle, promise.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:55 PM)
I got a peter too

Right on.

Are you circumcised?
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:59 PM)
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:56 PM)
After the twerking bacon incident, it's clear that gentle may not be the way.

Just saying...

Sounds like somebody's getting their ass kicked maybe one day.

Dunno, maybe this guy nailed it: http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-132668.html

Torque it or don't torque it.

Non Sequitur
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:00 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:57 PM)
Scream1

Right on.

Are you circumcised?

Only on part of it.
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Post: #20
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:00 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:59 PM)
Sounds like somebody's getting their ass kicked maybe one day.

Dunno, maybe this guy nailed it: http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-132668.html

I'm thinking not.
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Post: #21
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:00 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:00 PM)
Are you circumcised?

Only on part of it.

I'm circumcised down to my balls. It's a thing.
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Post: #22
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:03 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:00 PM)
Only on part of it.

I'm circumcised down to my balls. It's a thing.



That actually sounds really f**ked up.
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Post: #23
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:48 PM)
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:47 PM)
which part is your chocolate egg again???

The part you better not touch, aren't you listening?

Well it ain't Easter. So I'll take that egg and...

Touch touch touch touch...touch... Touch..

Touch. There. Touched

:p

I'm here to chew bubble gum. So you better give me some.

RIP Galaxy Candle

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Good Bye demons :p
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Post: #24
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:04 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:03 PM)
I'm circumcised down to my balls. It's a thing.



That actually sounds really f**ked up.

Why? I got a blowjob by a rabbi in my first minute of being born.
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Post: #25
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Mr ifnoc  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:04 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:48 PM)
The part you better not touch, aren't you listening?

Well it ain't Easter. So I'll take that egg and...

Touch touch touch touch...touch... Touch..

Touch. There. Touched

:p

You get out right now, Mr. Kkqqcpdh
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:12 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:04 PM)
That actually sounds really f**ked up.

Why? I got a blowjob by a rabbi in my first minute of being born.

I suppose that's your parents fault.
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Post: #27
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:14 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:12 PM)
Why? I got a blowjob by a rabbi in my first minute of being born.

I suppose that's your parents fault.

I blame the you know whews.
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Post: #28
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
LunaC  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:51 PM)
link to image: https://media.giphy.com/media/utpujD6dIK8lq/giphy.gif
Found that gif when searching for one. Liked it.

The Japanese are strange and fascinating people!

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Post: #29
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
...oh okay.... when I posted that^

I did not yet read this second page of the thread.

....

I can feel the bile rising...

facepalm

f*#k it... I need a cigarette.
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Post: #30
RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:13 PM)
Mr ifnoc  Wrote: (06-16-2019 11:04 PM)
Well it ain't Easter. So I'll take that egg and...

Touch touch touch touch...touch... Touch..

Touch. There. Touched

:p

You get out right now, Mr. Kkqqcpdh

Fine. The chocolate egg was gross anyways.

I'm here to chew bubble gum. So you better give me some.

RIP Galaxy Candle

I stole my avatar from a naughty d beaver! woot

Good Bye demons :p
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