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Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
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angry1 Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Because I'll f*cking kick your ass.
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
which part is your chocolate egg again???

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Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:47 PM)
which part is your chocolate egg again???

The part you better not touch, aren't you listening?
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:48 PM)
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:47 PM)
which part is your chocolate egg again???

The part you better not touch, aren't you listening?

i want to though... they... are... hard... to . resist.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOvBOTyX00

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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
[Image: giphy.gif]
Found that gif when searching for one. Liked it.

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reporter RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:50 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:48 PM)
The part you better not touch, aren't you listening?

i want to though... they... are... hard... to . resist.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOvBOTyX00


Well...

Just.. don't :-/
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
LunaC  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:51 PM)
[Image: giphy.gif]
Found that gif when searching for one. Liked it.

It made me feel all tingly.
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:46 PM)
Because I'll f*cking kick your ass.

Well, Easter is special and all.

Non Sequitur
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
i will be gentle, promise.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE

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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
I got a peter too
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:53 PM)
b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:46 PM)
Because I'll f*cking kick your ass.

Well, Easter is special and all.

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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:54 PM)
i will be gentle, promise.
After the twerking bacon incident, it's clear that gentle may not be the way.

Just saying...

Non Sequitur
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:54 PM)
i will be gentle, promise.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE
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I got a peter too

Right on.
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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:56 PM)
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:54 PM)
i will be gentle, promise.
After the twerking bacon incident, it's clear that gentle may not be the way.

Just saying...

may be right ;-).

i had to give it a shot.

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RE: Don't touch my keister, my peter, or my chocolate egg on Easter!
PopEye  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:56 PM)
Upside Down  Wrote: (06-16-2019 10:54 PM)
i will be gentle, promise.
After the twerking bacon incident, it's clear that gentle may not be the way.

Just saying...

Sounds like somebody's getting their ass kicked maybe one day.
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