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I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
Astute
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01-14-2018 04:52 AM

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I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
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Since the last three days on this topic is no longer around to reference, I was wondering if any LOP chefs could share their wealth of knowledge on the epic Sauce.

Share your recipes. Spaghetti fans want to know!
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01-14-2018 04:57 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
What's the pink stuff in jars of spaghetti sauce, wtf?
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mitzak
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01-14-2018 05:02 AM

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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
chuckle
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01-14-2018 05:03 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
1 can tomato sauce. Half tsp parsley flakes. Half tsp chives. Half tsp sugar. Half tsp salt. Half tsp pepper. Quarter tsp crushed red pepper. Quarter tsp ground thyme. Quarter tsp garlic powder. Quarter tsp basil leaves. Half an onion.
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Uppity Me
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01-14-2018 05:05 AM

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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
stay away from Contadina

Quote:Les pauvres n'ont-ils des Euros ?
Alors laissez les pauvres 'sh*t' dans les rues
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01-14-2018 05:06 AM

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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
toss pasta with olive oil, spices and grated cheese

Quote:Les pauvres n'ont-ils des Euros ?
Alors laissez les pauvres 'sh*t' dans les rues
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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 05:03 AM)
1 can tomato sauce. Half tsp parsley flakes. Half tsp chives. Half tsp sugar. Half tsp salt. Half tsp pepper. Quarter tsp crushed red pepper. Quarter tsp ground thyme. Quarter tsp garlic powder. Quarter tsp basil leaves. Half an onion.

Oh yeah, and half can water after you put in the tomato sauce.
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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
Add a teaspoon of celery salt, to the boiling spaghetti.
Same to the meat .
Same to the sauce.


Watch out you going to love it so much, be prepare to gain a few hundred pounds and get use to people calling you lard a$$.
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Monk
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01-14-2018 05:11 AM

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Butter chuckle
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01-14-2018 05:17 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 04:57 AM)
What's the pink stuff in jars of spaghetti sauce, wtf?

Ducolax. For some reason a lot of grocers stock it near over-the-counter cold medicines. Cook the pasta to your liking, then smother it with 2 bottles of Ducolax. It's a classic italian recipe whose name loosely (very, very loosely) translates to Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sooooo good. I usually doctor the pink sauce up with 1 cup of minced garlic, a pinch of chopped parsley and 2 TBS of red pepper flakes — but that's just me.
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AceE
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01-14-2018 05:19 AM

 



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i always start with paul newmans marinara and go from there.
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01-14-2018 05:21 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 05:17 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 04:57 AM)
What's the pink stuff in jars of spaghetti sauce, wtf?

Ducolax. For some reason a lot of grocers stock it near over-the-counter cold medicines. Cook the pasta to your liking, then smother it with 2 bottles of Ducolax. It's a classic italian recipe whose name loosely (very, very loosely) translates to Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sooooo good. I usually doctor the pink sauce up with 1 cup of minced garlic, a pinch of chopped parsley and 2 TBS of red pepper flakes — but that's just me.

Oh, I forgot. Ducolax doesn't come in liquid form. That's Pepto Bismol. Just dissolve the tablets, I guess. chuckle
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01-14-2018 05:24 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
Bump

(Hopefully) unnecessary disclaimer: Do NOT make pasta sauce with ducolax or pepto bismol !!!! THAT WAS A JOKE !!! The first is a laxative and the second is an antacid.
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mitzak
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01-14-2018 05:26 AM

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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
I had to improvised this week into making some spaghetti sauce, here's what I used:

1 can of diced tomatoes
1/4 cup of diced celery
1/4 cup of diced onions
salt
pepper
1/4 cup of parmesan cheese
a hint of star anise (since i used a pestle that was used to crush star anise to crush the onions tomatoes and celery)
A little Jalapeno juice
and then added a 12.5 oz can of chunk chicken breast
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01-14-2018 05:27 AM

 



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RE: I Need a New Spaghetti Sauce Recipe
Still want to come up with a recipe for a dish called Flying Spaghetti Monster, but probably need to find a forum whose participants can distinguish between spoofs and legitimate content. And between fantasy and real life.
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