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What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Happy Bear
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01-14-2018 11:33 AM

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What would an intelligently designed person look like?
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1. We wouldn't have a big right angle at the back of our throat that is so easily capable of causing our death by choking.

2. Females wouldn't give birth to children through a tiny birth canal, constricting the baby's skull and causing risk of loss of life to mother and child.

3. Males wouldn't have spermatic ducts that looped up and over our kidney vessels in a nonsensical way that traced our evolutionary history.

4. We wouldn't have wisdom teeth crowding our mouths.

5. We wouldn't have our retinas obscured by a mass of blood vessels.

6. Cancer wouldn't result from cell growth gone haywire.

7. Equatorial people wouldn't have had to evolve sickle cell trait to make a Faustian bargain to battle malaria.

8. We wouldn't have problems with our vertebral columns, hips, knees, and feet - all consequences of a switch to bipedal locomotion.

9. Lactose intolerance wouldn't exist.

10. We wouldn't get goose bumps when cold or afraid. These are a remnant of our evolutionary past.

11. The optic nerve wouldn't create a blind spot in our vision.

12. The optic center in the brain wouldn't be in the farthest part possible from the eyes.

Feel free to add more to the list Cheer

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Albrecht Bear
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01-14-2018 11:53 AM

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Probably much like a cat.

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01-14-2018 12:27 PM

 



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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
The "intelligent" design people have extra chromosomes..

They breath through the mouth.


Highly evolved chuckle
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01-14-2018 12:39 PM

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Happy Bear  Wrote: (01-14-2018 11:33 AM)
1. We wouldn't have a big right angle at the back of our throat that is so easily capable of causing our death by choking.

2. Females wouldn't give birth to children through a tiny birth canal, constricting the baby's skull and causing risk of loss of life to mother and child.

3. Males wouldn't have spermatic ducts that looped up and over our kidney vessels in a nonsensical way that traced our evolutionary history.

4. We wouldn't have wisdom teeth crowding our mouths.

5. We wouldn't have our retinas obscured by a mass of blood vessels.

6. Cancer wouldn't result from cell growth gone haywire.

7. Equatorial people wouldn't have had to evolve sickle cell trait to make a Faustian bargain to battle malaria.

8. We wouldn't have problems with our vertebral columns, hips, knees, and feet - all consequences of a switch to bipedal locomotion.

9. Lactose intolerance wouldn't exist.

10. We wouldn't get goose bumps when cold or afraid. These are a remnant of our evolutionary past.

11. The optic nerve wouldn't create a blind spot in our vision.

12. The optic center in the brain wouldn't be in the farthest part possible from the eyes.

Feel free to add more to the list Cheer
Huh. Well, genius, when an evolutionist can tell me how the universe created itself out of nothing, then maybe I'll listen to what you have to say.

And, by the way, it wouldn't have a belly button...

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Theoferrum  Wrote: (01-14-2018 12:39 PM)
Happy Bear  Wrote: (01-14-2018 11:33 AM)
1. We wouldn't have a big right angle at the back of our throat that is so easily capable of causing our death by choking.

2. Females wouldn't give birth to children through a tiny birth canal, constricting the baby's skull and causing risk of loss of life to mother and child.

3. Males wouldn't have spermatic ducts that looped up and over our kidney vessels in a nonsensical way that traced our evolutionary history.

4. We wouldn't have wisdom teeth crowding our mouths.

5. We wouldn't have our retinas obscured by a mass of blood vessels.

6. Cancer wouldn't result from cell growth gone haywire.

7. Equatorial people wouldn't have had to evolve sickle cell trait to make a Faustian bargain to battle malaria.

8. We wouldn't have problems with our vertebral columns, hips, knees, and feet - all consequences of a switch to bipedal locomotion.

9. Lactose intolerance wouldn't exist.

10. We wouldn't get goose bumps when cold or afraid. These are a remnant of our evolutionary past.

11. The optic nerve wouldn't create a blind spot in our vision.

12. The optic center in the brain wouldn't be in the farthest part possible from the eyes.

Feel free to add more to the list Cheer
Huh. Well, genius, when an evolutionist can tell me how the universe created itself out of nothing, then maybe I'll listen to what you have to say.

And, by the way, it wouldn't have a belly button...

Fundy TRIGGERED

Lmao
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Happy Bear
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01-15-2018 07:45 AM

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 01:10 PM)
Theoferrum  Wrote: (01-14-2018 12:39 PM)
Huh. Well, genius, when an evolutionist can tell me how the universe created itself out of nothing, then maybe I'll listen to what you have to say.

And, by the way, it wouldn't have a belly button...

Fundy TRIGGERED

Lmao

I love it when that happens chuckle

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
i love knowitalls!

lol
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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Theoferrum  Wrote: (01-14-2018 12:39 PM)
Huh. Well, genius, when an evolutionist can tell me how the universe created itself out of nothing, then maybe I'll listen to what you have to say.

And, by the way, it wouldn't have a belly button...

Got any explanation for intermediate species? Why do their fossils exist if evolution is false?
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Tom Sawyer PhD
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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
There would be a universal fundamental template rather than what we have now. That way everyone could follow the same diet, a medication/drug that works for one person would work for everyone, etc.

Gum tissue would be naturally regenerative, as would renal tissue, etc.

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to any god or government"
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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
We did it to ourselves via young animal eating.enzymatic dna triggers.
Way backin the long time ago.
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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Happy Bear  Wrote: (01-15-2018 07:45 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-14-2018 01:10 PM)
Fundy TRIGGERED

Lmao

I love it when that happens chuckle


Good to see ya, Bear.

Happy New Year, mate.

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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
AceE  Wrote: (01-15-2018 07:51 AM)
i love knowitalls!

lol

I'll leave what they'd look like to creator.
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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
If we were intelligently designed religious people wouldn't feel the need to mutilate the genitals of children.



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


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RE: What would an intelligently designed person look like?
Spiddy  Wrote: (01-15-2018 01:15 PM)
If we were intelligently designed religious people wouldn't feel the need to mutilate the genitals of children.

You know, they probably would anyway...it's what they do
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